#109 - Autopiloting My Life Away

George Blaha rants about: Searching for a minimum wage job and being on autopilot

Episode Notes

I'm out there hunting(begging) for a minimum job again. In this episode I talk about how annoying it has been to hunt for a job and how employers expect you to jump through a ridiculous amount of hoops to score their miserable minimum waged job with no growth opportunity. I honestly believe that I'm highly qualified for most job because my autopilot is ON POINT! Having an excellent autopilot is a key skill to have to be good at your job and in this episode I explain why. Finally I talk about the ridiculous questions that a Boost Mobile was asking on Facebook before they would let me send in my resume. One of the questions was: "If you had the opportunity to become a brand of cereal, which one would it be?"...I wish I was kidding.

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#108 - I'm a Motor in a Sea of Tits

George Blaha rants about how stupid motor boating is.

Episode Notes

I can't believe I spent 30 minute on ONE topic, that a Constant State of Annoyance Podcast first. Have you ever seen a cleavage that makes you use every ounce of will power to not stare at it? In this episode I talk about the power of cleavage and the effect of it on men. I rant about how stupid motor boating is and how it's normally something you pay for. Why would you pay for something that brings no real pleasure? Somebody please enlighten me on the joy of this ridiculous activity.

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#107 - Why We Send D*ck Pics

George Blaha talks about: the importance of not focusing on what people think about you and d*ck pics

Episode Notes

I've noticed how we all edit our actions and live unfulfilled lives because we care way too much about how we THINK the tribe sees us. I'm aware of this and I still fall victim to this weak mindset. In this episode I talk about hair loss and how I want to prepare myself mentally for it. I also talk about women outing men for sending them random d%ck pics and how I want to use these threads to market the podcast. Finally I explain why men send random d%ck pics and trust me, the answer WILL surprise you.

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#106 - Latin Star was my favorite abortion clinic

George Blaha talks about: wanting to get into the rap game, sperm and the infamous restaurant: Latin Star.

Episode Notes

In this episode I talk about wanting to get into the rap game and become unsuccessful on yet another medium. If I actually tried to become a mumble rapper I would definitely get a couple of face tattoos that would disable me from finding a real job. It's "art" or nothing. I talk about the importance of kegels in these turbulent times and provide some inspiration with a sperm analogy. Finally I talk about the controversial video showing the dirty kitchen of a famous Puerto Rican restaurant called Latin Star.

Latin star video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DgxW9dwoU

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#105 - Corona Hitman

George Blaha talks about being a Corona virus hitman and rants about bingo and old people

Episode Notes

The reason why this episode is late is because I foolishly thought I had Corona Virus, but apparently having a constant stream of liquefied boogers run down your right nostril isn't a symptom of COVID-19. In the short span of time where I thought I had Corona I invented a new line of work that will make you tons of money in these chaotic times called "The Corona Hitman". A Corona Hitman is somebody that is hired by people who want their grandparents will money ASAP and pay you a percentage of their take to infect them. I talk about the best way to infect them and how it isn't as evil as it sounds.

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#104 - Tales of an Old Premature Ejaculator

George Blaha rants about being old and talks about the time he creamed his pants at the beach

Episode Notes

I've been called an old man A BUNCH OF TIMES, mostly by women I've dated. It's normally due to my grumpy(or grampy) attitude that I inherited from my "advanced age" family. I talk about how i'm trying to change my grumpy old attitude and how I really need to enjoy my youth more. I also shine light at that one period of time where I was practicing "No Fap", was in a dry spell and splattered a batch of 2 month old refined testicle juice(extra pulpy) all over my underwear at the beach.

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#103 - Don't Follow CUMRAGU on OnlyFans

George Blaha rants about being scammed on onlyfans and ponders about his options in life

Episode Notes

It's been a stressful couple of weeks and I decided to subscribe to an Italian OnlyFans page called CUMRAGU(yes it's cumrag, but since she's Italian she turned rag in to ragu) that does sexy foot shadow puppets to release some steam. But of course, like everything it was too good to be true. The second I bought 3 months of her services she went AWOL. In this episode I discuss the reason why she stopped posting and how her excuses aren't enough for me to take the L. Finally I talk and ponder about my options in life and how it's hard to choose a path in life because everything seems like a scam.

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#102 - Challenges for The Mentally Challenged

George Blaha rants about the black and white picture Instagram challenge

Episode Notes

I was raised by old people, all my life I was around people who had to pop 2-8 pills a day just to be alive. I picked up a lot of old people bad habits. The worst habit I picked up from the "dying" was complaining. Oh I love to complain about you whippersnappers! In this episode I rant about the black and white picture challenge that was running all over Instagram. I explain how I initially thought that women were promoting awareness of the color blind and how hilarious that would have been. Then I discuss why I think that social media challenges are weird and annoying. All I want is for social media challenges to be more challenging and make people work harder for their likes. Is that too much to ask for?

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#101 - A Constant State of Joy

George Blaha: tries to be positive and talks about the naked girl from portland

Episode Notes

In this episode I decide to try out a new format, a podcast format filled with positivity and joy. Yuck! The fact that I lasted 10 minutes as the "new and improved JOYCE Blaha" still amazes me. Later I talk about the "Naked Athena", the lady that got naked in front of the cops in Portland. I discuss what she could have done better, why it annoys me when people call her Athena and why i'm tired of dumb little stories like these getting shared and blown out of proportion.

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#100 - Quitting Comedy To Sniff Poppers

George Blaha talks about: Doing a hundred episodes of this podcast while thinking of quitting comedy to become a self help guru.

Episode Notes

I finally made it to episode 100, the fact that I got this far blows me away to be honest. In this episode I talk about where the podcast came from and under what circumstances this podcast came to be. I ramble through a BUNCH of topics due to the buzz that im under brought to you by the episode #100 party I had with my staff. Doing this podcast has had it's ups and it's downs and on this episode I debate whether to quit comedy and become a self help guru that sells online courses that teaches you how to use poppers medicinally to finally unlock your full potential.

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